Photo 21 Oct 299,014 notes 
Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

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Text 21 Oct 263,937 notes

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

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Video 21 Oct 4,595 notes

vaigh:

theycallhimcake:

* what happens when your artist friends show you stuff

DUDE. This is probably one of the most accurate and humorous things I’ve seen…

Video 21 Oct 110,875 notes

hanari-502:

atomau:

neverland-avenue:

hOLY FUCKING SHIT I CANT

So THAT’S what a sloth sounds like

IT SOUNDS LIKE A TODDLER TRYING TO LIFT SOMETHING HEAVY THATS SO CUTE

Photo 21 Oct 49 notes wolframalpha:

Beware! Alpha Dracula feeds on the bloody aftermath of Calculus midterms. wolfr.am/1CrgPUM

wolframalpha:

Beware! Alpha Dracula feeds on the bloody aftermath of Calculus midterms. wolfr.am/1CrgPUM

Quote 21 Oct 121,834 notes
there’s literally nothing stopping you [from doing this thing that costs money]
— 

people with money. only people with money

travelling the world, “dropping everything” and moving to another city/state/country, majoring in your liberal arts interest of choice, applying/going to your dream college/university, buying your dream house, working at your dream job, cultivating/building/guiding your own dreams, dreaming. living.

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Photo 21 Oct 146,222 notes spoopyheron:

incidentalpiratequeen:

representation fucking matters.

THIS IS WHY WE NEED GOOD, REAL REPRESENTATION OF MINORITIES IN KIDS SHOWS AND FILMS, SO THEY CAN HAVE SOMEONE TO RELATE TO. THIS IS SO SO FUCKING IMPORTANT.

spoopyheron:

incidentalpiratequeen:

representation fucking matters.

THIS IS WHY WE NEED GOOD, REAL REPRESENTATION OF MINORITIES IN KIDS SHOWS AND FILMS, SO THEY CAN HAVE SOMEONE TO RELATE TO. THIS IS SO SO FUCKING IMPORTANT.

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Photo 21 Oct 842,328 notes frenums:
Video 21 Oct 354,977 notes

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Text 21 Oct 88,824 notes

reflectingblue:

raakellars:

bansheeandahunter:

False rape accusations are an anomaly.

True rape accusations are a norm.

You’re, quite literally, more likely to be killed by a comet than falsely accused of rape.

Re-blog now, read later.

"Because 1 in 33 men will be raped in his lifetime, men are 82,000x more likely to be raped than falsely accused of rape. It seems many of us would do well to pay more attention to how rape culture affects us all than be paranoid about false accusers.”

Text 21 Oct 22 notes Want to Stay Healthy? You’ll Need to Become a Human-Animal Hybrid.

ziyadnazem:

Want to Stay Healthy? You'll Need to Become a Human-Animal Hybrid.

Biologists have been mixing the DNA of different animals since the 1970s, but the idea of injecting the genes of animals into humans remains taboo. Called transgenics, it’s a practice that could cure illness in the future — and eventually reshape our species. Here’s what you need to know about it.

Transgenics has been around for a while now. It’s the use of any number of recombinant DNA techniques to introduce new characteristics — via genes — into organisms that weren’t present before. These changes can either alter the germ cell line, passing new traits down to offspring; or they can affect the somatic cell line, which just changes the individual who receives treatment. Transgenesis can involve the entire organism, or a few individual cells.

Transgenic animals are sometimes called chimeras or hybrids. These genetically-mixed animals are often used to model specific human diseases, produce novel materials and tissues, and engineered to withstand diseases, among many other things.

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Video 21 Oct 15,678 notes

M: This week, I discovered a terrible Earth disease called ‘loneliness’.

O: Do many people on Earth suffer from this illness?

M: Oh yes, sir. And how they suffer.

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Text 21 Oct 82,008 notes

chilled:

crunchier:

trying to do your homework and being on tumblr at the same timeimage

 

Video 21 Oct 293,582 notes

stripclubcoupons:

lifemadesimple:

Step by Step: A Great way of Painting your own Mural without Knowing how to Draw

Text 20 Oct 192,678 notes When a video game lets you move during extended dialogue:

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